dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

To put my snacks in.

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q-branch:

i am a box full of nope

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The bread I used for my sandwich has a banana taste to it, but it’s not banana bread… I think it sat too close to the bananas.

itsvondell:

i bet a lot of dinosaurs did really cute stuff like play around and roll around on the ground and catch flies in the air and sneeze and bump into stuff and fall down and play in the water and snuggle up close to each other when they were cold

i want more people to imagine them as just regular animals

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